The cheese factory cuts production. Not enough milk to buy. The white stuff costs more than unleaded petrol. It’s cheaper to buy the girls that line up with shrunken tits a few long-necks after work than it is to get a load of water in. Widget’s running on empty.
The cows bat their long lashes. Little Miss Muppet won’t be churning enough curds and whey today. Even the spiders are quiet.
Dry paddocks have lumpy backbones to ride out the credit cycle on. Bank managers don’t like droughts. There is not enough credit to milk anyone for interest anymore.