MEN WHO DON’T DANCE ON MEN WHO DO

“Don’t date men who dance,” he warns.

“Why?” Her curiosity is piqued.

“You’ll be sorry.”

She cannot let this tidbit of free advice from a younger man go without elaboration.

“Oh?  How?”

“It’ll start with them moving their stuff into your bathroom, taking over the cabinet, the sink.  There’ll be no room for you.”

“What happens then?”

“He’ll move into the kitchen.  You’ll have to share your favourite saucepan.  It won’t end well.”

“Oh?”

One day you’ll come home and the stereo will be on.  Loud.  You’ll walk in and find him dancing around while wearing women’s underwear.  Yours.”

“Oh!”

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